Top Schools, Normal Girls.
Explore and get ready to laugh your asses off. We hope you like it.
Dear incoming freshman, lost sophomores, or transfers…
This is the guide we wish we had before we came to our schools. It will tell you everything you need to know about social life, party scene, and even some academics (those of us who get in to these schools need to stay at them) if you are a normal girl that happens to be at a top university. It’s biased, it’s blunt, and many people will be offended…but those people shouldn’t be reading this in the first place.
Who are "the we?"
We know what we are talking about. Trust us. We are anonymous for a reason, but this reason is not because we are not legit.
Questions? Problems? Love us? Wanna bitch at us? Think you go to a “top school” and are a “normal girl” and want to write for us?
P.S. Just because we’re nice enough to share the truth with those who desperately need it, this does not give you an excuse to do dumb shit and then blame it on us. “They told me to do it” is a phrase you should have stopped using after that time in middle school your friends convinced you it was a good idea to steal blush from the local Rite Aid. If you got into these schools you should be smart enough to take responsibility for your own actions.